Tuesday 1 March 2011

DUHRAMAA!

Apparently Mr John Galliano ain't fond of Jewish people. It has been reported that he launched an attack on a couple in a Paris cafe last week, swearing and shouting anti-Semitic comments. Oh dear- epic fucking fail mate. Dior, where Galliano is head designer, have released a statement today saying 'Jog the fuck on mate'. And Natalie Portman, the face of Dior Cherie, has made a statement basically saying she wants 'fuck all to do with him as he's clearly a fucking prick'. Christian Dior also tooks some time out from shooting some hoops in heaven with Tupac and the Queen Mother to give us a ring and say 'Galliano can gan take a dump in his hands and fucking clap'. 

Side note- quotes may have be slightly embellished by the author.

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